The Rules for Cats

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/ / J ince ancient times, when M ' the Egyptians positively worshiped cats, felines have known how to captivate the hearts of the humans who own them. How do they do it? Now their secrets can be told-The Rules for Cats, a set of profound do's and don'ts that make cats everywhere the Kings of their Castles. From the subtlety of "Be finicky, but not too finicky," to the ironclad, tried and true, "Litter if you don't like your litter," The Rules for Cats have been passed down from generation to generation to take cats to where they want to be-on the bed or in the sock drawer. Somé of the Rules take discipline ("Always end lap sessions first"), but wise cats have discovered that the Rules will insure that a cat gets respect and dignity...while reducing humans to grinning foolishly and cooing, "lsn't kitty cute!" even when you're clawing the sofa or knocking over a houseplant. For years, smart cats have been using the Rules and passing them along to friends and littermates everywhere.... Tovább

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/ / J ince ancient times, when M ' the Egyptians positively worshiped cats, felines have known how to captivate the hearts of the humans who own them. How do they do it? Now their secrets can be told-The Rules for Cats, a set of profound do's and don'ts that make cats everywhere the Kings of their Castles. From the subtlety of "Be finicky, but not too finicky," to the ironclad, tried and true, "Litter if you don't like your litter," The Rules for Cats have been passed down from generation to generation to take cats to where they want to be-on the bed or in the sock drawer. Somé of the Rules take discipline ("Always end lap sessions first"), but wise cats have discovered that the Rules will insure that a cat gets respect and dignity...while reducing humans to grinning foolishly and cooing, "lsn't kitty cute!" even when you're clawing the sofa or knocking over a houseplant. For years, smart cats have been using the Rules and passing them along to friends and littermates everywhere. With the Rules, cats have been able to dominate humans with little more than a flick of the tail, a restrained purr, and a poignant ineow. And now humans can (continued on backflap)
(continued from front flap) read and enjoy these siinple guidelines because they need a cat's sage advice in their relationships, too. After all, "Don't act like a dog'" is a tip from tabby that will work for everyone. So jóin Bradford Telford and Miehael Cader in a book that's part delightful parody-and the rest hilariously funny truth. Bradford Telford owns a Rules cat, whom he would like to thank for giving him the time to write his f'irst book. Michael Cader is the author of numerous books, including the bestselling Meditations for Cats Who Do Too Much and The Cat Who Would Be President. Peter Spacek illustrated Meditations for Cats Who Do Too Much and The Cat Who Would Be President. He reeently moved to Montauk, New York, so his cat could have more beach time. Vissza