The Dilbert Principle

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Does your company practice the Dilbert Principle?
• Is your CEO's office plastered with Mission Statements and "change" initiatives?
• Does your boss confuse his laptop with an Etch-A-Sketch™?
• Are you asked for status reports on status reports?
• Have bonuses been replaced with novelty items inscribed with the corporate logo?
• Are idiots promoted because they have good hair?
In a world of TQM, reengineering, and empowered secretaries, Dilbert has become the poster boy
of corporate life. Millions of office dwellers tack Scott Adams's comic strip to their walls when
murdering the boss is not an acceptable option.
In twenty-six provocative, illustrated chapters, Scott Adams reveals the secrets of management in
every company, including:
• Swearing your way to success • Humiliation as a management tool
• Faking quality • Selling bad products to stupid people
• Business plans: world's greatest fiction • And more!
• Trolls in the accounting department
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Fülszöveg

Does your company practice the Dilbert Principle?
• Is your CEO's office plastered with Mission Statements and "change" initiatives?
• Does your boss confuse his laptop with an Etch-A-Sketch™?
• Are you asked for status reports on status reports?
• Have bonuses been replaced with novelty items inscribed with the corporate logo?
• Are idiots promoted because they have good hair?
In a world of TQM, reengineering, and empowered secretaries, Dilbert has become the poster boy
of corporate life. Millions of office dwellers tack Scott Adams's comic strip to their walls when
murdering the boss is not an acceptable option.
In twenty-six provocative, illustrated chapters, Scott Adams reveals the secrets of management in
every company, including:
• Swearing your way to success • Humiliation as a management tool
• Faking quality • Selling bad products to stupid people
• Business plans: world's greatest fiction • And more!
• Trolls in the accounting department
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"A roaring success" - Daily Telegraph
"It isn't often that management books make you laugh out loud.
But this is a notable exception" - Independent
"Adams caricatures the lunacies of corporate life" - Guardian Vissza