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STOP.
O YOU SHOULD NOT HAVE TOUCHED THIS BOOK WITH YOUR BARE HANDS.
« NO, DON'T PUT IT DOWN. IT'S TOO LATE.
»THEY'RE WATCHING YOU.
My name is David Wong. My best friend is John. Those names are fake. You might want to change yours.
You may not want to know about the things you'll read on these pages, about the sauce, about Korrok, about the invasion, and the future. But it's too late. You touched the book. You're in the game. You're under the eye.
The only defense is knowledge. You need to read this book, to the end. Even the part with the bratwurst. Why? You just have to trust me.
THE XHWTAMT THXHO rs THts:
« THE DRUG IS CALLED SOY SAUCE, AND IT GIVES USERS A WINDOW INTO ANOTHER DIMENSION.
Unfortunately for us, if you make the right choic we'll have a much harder time explaining how to fight off tl otherworldly invasion currently threatening to enslave humanity.
I'm sorry to have involved you in this, I really am. But as you read about these terrible events and the...
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STOP.
O YOU SHOULD NOT HAVE TOUCHED THIS BOOK WITH YOUR BARE HANDS.
« NO, DON'T PUT IT DOWN. IT'S TOO LATE.
»THEY'RE WATCHING YOU.
My name is David Wong. My best friend is John. Those names are fake. You might want to change yours.
You may not want to know about the things you'll read on these pages, about the sauce, about Korrok, about the invasion, and the future. But it's too late. You touched the book. You're in the game. You're under the eye.
The only defense is knowledge. You need to read this book, to the end. Even the part with the bratwurst. Why? You just have to trust me.
THE XHWTAMT THXHO rs THts:
« THE DRUG IS CALLED SOY SAUCE, AND IT GIVES USERS A WINDOW INTO ANOTHER DIMENSION.
Unfortunately for us, if you make the right choic we'll have a much harder time explaining how to fight off tl otherworldly invasion currently threatening to enslave humanity.
I'm sorry to have involved you in this, I really am. But as you read about these terrible events and the very dark epoch the world is about to enter as a result, it is crucial you keep one thing in mind:
NONE OF THIS XS MY FAULT
N^ONO is the pseudonym of Jason Pargin, online humorist, National Lampoon contributor, and editor in chief of Cracked.com. Visit him at www.johndiesattheend.com.
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