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THE THANK-YOU NOTE REAL MUMS IN THE FIRST SIX WEEKS WOULD LIKE TO SEND:
Thanks for sending us_. I'm sure_will love it as
soon as_can do anything besides eat, sleep, cry, and run up the
stock price on Huggies. Having recently given birth, right now my goals in life are to sleep more than three hours and shower before 7:00 P.M. So please excuse this impersonal note.
I'd love for you to come over and see_. But no helpful
hints, no critiquing of the fact that I (1) breast-feed without covering-up; (2) do not breast-feed and use formula; (3) allow my child to use a dummy; (4) use a Swyngo-matic to hypnotize my child into a state eerily similar to
an Ecstasy trip. Do not tell me that _ looks cute. I know that
_looks like a cross between E.T. and Yoda. And no comments
about my figure. I am not Kate Moss and, yes, those are maternity clothes I'm still wearing.
Bring rain gear and you'll be well prepared for the nonstop torrent of
liquid escaping from_and me. Can't wait to see...
Tovább
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THE THANK-YOU NOTE REAL MUMS IN THE FIRST SIX WEEKS WOULD LIKE TO SEND:
Thanks for sending us_. I'm sure_will love it as
soon as_can do anything besides eat, sleep, cry, and run up the
stock price on Huggies. Having recently given birth, right now my goals in life are to sleep more than three hours and shower before 7:00 P.M. So please excuse this impersonal note.
I'd love for you to come over and see_. But no helpful
hints, no critiquing of the fact that I (1) breast-feed without covering-up; (2) do not breast-feed and use formula; (3) allow my child to use a dummy; (4) use a Swyngo-matic to hypnotize my child into a state eerily similar to
an Ecstasy trip. Do not tell me that _ looks cute. I know that
_looks like a cross between E.T. and Yoda. And no comments
about my figure. I am not Kate Moss and, yes, those are maternity clothes I'm still wearing.
Bring rain gear and you'll be well prepared for the nonstop torrent of
liquid escaping from_and me. Can't wait to see you—of course,
these days I'm even looking forward to having my mum and mother-in-law visit. I'll take whatever adult company I can get. Love and kisses from me and the little one!
Vissza